The Bern That Keeps On Burning


LET’S GET INTO THE NEWS. OF COURSE SIX STATES IN THE
DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY AND IT TURNED INTO ANOTHER HUGE NIGHT FOR JOE
BIDEN OR AS DEMOCRATS ARE NOW CALLING IT, FINE, SURE, IF I
HAVE TO VOTE FOR HIM I WILL. MENT JT A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO
PEOPLE WERE SAYING THAT SCROA BIDEN DIDN’T HAVE A CYANCE BUT
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S RUNNING AWAY WITH THE NOMINATION. WHETHER IT IS THE CAMPAIGN FOR
HIS HAIRLINE, JOE BIDEN SAYS THE SECRET IS TO JUST KEEP PLUGGING
AWAY. (LAUGHTER)
BERNIE SANDERS PERFORMED SO POORLY LAST NIGHT THAT HE HAD TO
GIVE A PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY SAYING THAT HE IS, IN FACT,
STAYING IN THE RACE. WHICH MEANS NEXT TUESDAY’S
PRIMARY MIGHT BE BERNIE’S LAST STAND. AND BY STAND I MEAN SLOUCH. (LAUGHTER)
AFTER LAST NIGHT IT IS ALMOST MAT MATHICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR
BERNIE SANDERS TO CATCH UP IF DELEGATES. BUT BERNIE’S PLATFORM INCLUDES
FREE HEALTH CARE, FREE COLLEGE AND FREE CHILD CARE,
MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES ARE KIND OF BERNIE’S THING. IN OTHER NEW AN EASYJET PLANE
WAS FORCED TO TURN BACK BECAUSE OF DISRUPTIVE DRUNK PASSENGERS. THEY TURNED BACK BUT ONCE THE
PLANE HAD TAKEN OFF AND WAS IN THE AIR A SECOND TIME THEY HAD
TO TURN AROUND AGAIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER TOTALLY SEPARATE GROUP
OF DRUNK PASSENGERS. THE PLANE WAS FLYING TO SPAIN
FROM MANCHESTER, ENGLAND. BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS. I HEARD THE STORY. I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO READ THE
ARTICLE TO KNOW THAT THIS FLIGHT ORIGINATED IN ENGLAND. BUT THE AIRLINE IS NOW MAKING
SOME CHANGES. EASYJET JUST ANNOUNCED THEIR NEW
SLOGAN, EASYJET, DO NOT MAKE ME TURN THIS PLANE AROUND. HERE’S AN INTERESTING STORY. A BAKERY IN LONDON HAS LAUNCHED
A NEW LINE OF ERGO-CONSCIENCE BAKED GOODS DESIGNED TO
ELIMINATE FOOD WASTE. THE BAKERIES WERE MADE FROM FOOD
ITEMS LEFT OVER FROM THE DAY BEFORE. ALTHOUGH IT SAY LITTLE WEIRD
ORDERING FROM THIS BAKERY. ARE YOU LIKE IS THIS FRESH BAKED
OR DAY OLD BREAD, AND THEY’RE LIKE YEP. SURE, I MEAN HERE IS THE THING. WHEN A BAKERY RECYCLES FOOD, IT
IS ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY. WHEN I EAT ONE DONUT OUT OF THE
TRASH I’M SUDDENLY HAVING A BREAKDOWN. (LAUGHTER)
FOOD MADE FROM LEFTOVER WASTE T IS A GOOD IDEA BUT TRUST ME, YOU
DO NOT WANT TO ORDER THEIR EVERYTHING BAGEL. IS THAT A BANDAID? AND FINALLY, TH THE THE RECENT
HEALTH CONCERNS ONE RESTAURANT HAS TAKEN THINGS INTO THEIR OWN
HANDS TO HELP PROTECT CUSTOMERS FROM ILLNESS THEY ARE NOW
REQUIRING EACH DINER TO HAVE A TEMPERATURE READING AT THE FRONT
DOOR. IF YOU HAVE A FEVER, YOU WILL
NOT BE SERVED. TURNED AWAY FOR BEING TOO HOT. WELCOME TO MY LIFE. (LAUGHTER)
IT IS NOT THE ONLY RESTAURANT TAKING PRECAUTIONS. HERE IS WHAT KFC NOW LOOKS LIKE.

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  • 🤚💀

  • Welcome to my life xd

  • Hello i love you

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  • Helllo

  • First

  • Yes love him

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  • First comment

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  • Hehehe

  • Whenever I feel the Bern, it’s probably because I forgot sunscreen

  • Hello 👋

  • Earlyyyyyyyy🥴

  • ha ha ha
    I LOVE YOU

  • Oiiiiii,Alguma Brasileira?😙✌💓

  • Bts
    بطاطس

  • Old jokes are getting old…

  • We're screwed over here. The establishment rigged it with a neoliberal corporate puppet that may have some dementia.

  • You papa mochey I grandson mochey I tried to spell it right love bts

  • From now on, all presidents need to have an I.Q. above that of a pumpkin !

  • Nice video men 👍❤️🌎🎮⭐️🔈🔉🔊🙌

  • i luv your vid

  • Te amo James

  • Bernies flop revolution is over 🤣🤣🤣

  • Omg James😂😂😂ur so funny

  • The brief impression of someone eating an everything burger @2:34 was better acting than the whole of CATS

  • Hahaha what’s a funny gay😂

  • Waaav 😃

  • Oop…that hairline though…

  • Usually I love your commentary; but dude, you're from the U.K.. How can you say universal health is a mathematical improbability with a straight face? On top of that, being a European, you know plenty of countries that have achieved free college and universal childcare as well. I'm open to the debate on whether or not we as a country should prioritize our tax dollars on those items over other issues (personally I'm not for all of Bernie's spending plans myself), but don't pretend like it's not even within the realm of possibility.

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  • You papa mochi i grandson mochi i love bts pls comment james cordon you the man with the plan

  • Can Dems admit yet that Trump is better than Biden?

  • #Bernie2020 #NeverBiden #NeverTrump Yours sincerely, a citizen from Europe

  • Yeah bro

  • James Corden wants Trump to Win.

  • Corporate shill through and through, honestly I'm surprised so many people still haven't realized it yet, I guess people just prefer being brainwashed.

  • Lost a hell of a lot of respect for James Cordon here. He's from the UK like me, he knows that universal healthcare is definitely possible, in fact, hes lived through the best performing national health service here growing up. Our healthcare would still be performing well if it werent for cuts and no wage growth in 10 years.

  • Ugh

  • If you want a dictator vote joe

  • I felt the Burn once.. now I use condoms.

  • They're really scraping the bottom of the nursing home barrel this time around.. a senior with advanced heart disease vs another senior with advanced dementia.. fighting for the chance to take on the senior cheeto with advanced obesity lol why is America doing everything they can to hit the self-destruct button

  • Unsubscribed. Bernie 2020!

  • Cool, yet more media personalities spreading bullshit about Bernie and his platform. Couldn't even finish the video, threw up in my mouth a little bit halfway through. Disgusting.

  • Watch a well dressed man with Steve Harvey https://youtu.be/ZZPfssqJ9Yc

  • That joke about the bakery was bad and not even based on reality.
    They don't use food out of the trashcan…they use food that would normally end in the trashcan.
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/09/baker-who-recycles-bread-expands-waste-busting-range

  • Free healthcare and cheap education mathematically impossible?
    You're from the bloody UK, aren't you, mate? Did you forget how things work there?
    – sincerely, a German, you know, a guy from yet another country where free healthcare and cheap education are mathematically imposs… oh, wait.

  • Do a carpool with green day

  • Stupid Americas, Bernie deserves your vote just for the fact that he did not go to the Zionest oraganization AIPAC.

  • James. Come on man. What the hell. I expect this Crap from Piers not you. Be better. Stop disappointing the uk.

  • He never says Coronavirus

  • We love being drunk in the UK. Not sorry or embarrassed by that story.

  • This show is amazing,but it is as amazing as dota 2 tho?

  • U desurve Trump at this point how can you lie like that
    He can still catch up
    Ur from UK how can u lie about health care and child care with a straight face

  • James comes from a country that has

    •free childcare

    •free healthcare
    &

    •free college!!

  • Don’t make me stop loving you, James

  • Biden is a 100% treasonous criminal and losing his marbles! Just fumbled a public speak and said "we can only vote for Trump" LOL Soon he will not be able to show himself in public when his Ukraine and Obama administration crimes are exposed! He does not deserve a bullet like John McCain got for Treason but should spend his last years in an orange jumpsuit in GITMO! and son is already the hunted and will join him behind bars! Arrests are coming! Enjoy the show!

  • There is NO SUCH THING AS "FREE"! Someone is paying and that is where all TAXES are going! All socialistic idiots wake up!

  • In the wake of a health crisis it surprises me to no end that Americans don't want Universal Healthcare. Meh, Sanders is the only human candidate left. Don't whine later when both Dem and Republican candidates do nothing for the working class. You had your chance.

  • Biden’s win means Trump’s election

  • D is for Dementia

  • Not gonna bash you James cause I see most comments already have. Ur just another cog in the machine. Same for daily show and everything else on cable tv. Let me say this to ur overlords….Ur holding a match over a barrel of gasoline. People are upset and emotional as u rub it in our face. Just remember, history has never turned out well for the powerful so called gatekeepers. We will come for you…eventually 👋

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  • Ehhhh how did James manage to look and act so much like trump in this clip? Disappointing.

  • Welp think im ready to stop my sub to James. He is the least funny of all the late night hosts and the biggest celebrity kiss ass. Adding in that his political humor is constantly uninformed and destructive to our society and im just done.

  • Welp james, you've confirmed your spot on the chopping block.

  • taps the numerous economic studies done by groups like Yale and the University of Mass showing Medicare for all save money and college loan forgiveness GENERATES revenue

  • points to the largest nurses and PCP Drs unions in the nation that have endorsed Bernie and medicare for all saying it saves lives, time and money while lowering their stress rates and thus suicide rates

  • Biden's lead is less than 200 delegates. There is no mathematical impossibility here.

  • yikes just lost TONS of respect for James.

  • Bernie's team came up with ,"Medicare for all". Loser name, non starter. If he had said "National Healthcare", it would have worked so much better.

  • We deserve to be as F-UP as we are,we think that dementia Biden will
    ever had a chance to beat Trump. Bernie it's the only one who can beat Trump.
    Biden will never,EVER get independents none voters like myself to vote for
    the corrupt dem. party,WE DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING!….GET IT STRAIGHT.
    Bernie or bust.

  • Dude, who told you the secret to comedy was to punch down on those who have less than you? Wow, must be nice to have all those social programs where your from.. so you can mock us.

  • Literally everyone liked you until now, what are you doing?

  • How is a man from England able to tell us with a straight face that free healthcare, etc. is a "mathematical impossibility"? Do you know the kinds of stupid crap we currently spend our money on?

  • No use doing canaval, Trump is doing well, all media is against the advance of the country, it is no different here in Brazil, when everything goes wrong the artists disappear and do not say anything about it, it is not the ass of a sexual man who will move the country , not even his ignorance, Trump will get elected, in how much here barely has employment for Americans is not lacking, only lacks the courage to work and stop doing shit for Edeology!

  • People expecting he takes a stand against his corporate bosses, and endorse Sanders, are just silly. This is media right now, in this corupt system. Just propaganda. That's not going to change. You either think for yourself, or expect huge media owners to go against their interest, which is idiotic to say the least.

    With love, an European, experiencing the same shit.

  • James should read the news every morning

  • Free healthcare and cheap education IMPOSSIBLE???? What about NHS???? Is UK doing the impossible 😒😒

  • Socialism never lasts, once they've taken everyone else's hard earned money to take care of everyone else who don't work, or make money, the piggy bank will run dry, and then…we have a big problem!! I shouldn't have to take care of someone who isn't willing to take care of themselves, and live off the system!!

  • Unsubscribed! Thought you were better than that James

  • Mindless sheep, never watching this guy again

  • the real joke is that Biden has dementia and will lose to trump.
    (sorry, not the funny kind of joke)

  • Oh man, love your comedy stuff but this is rough. Very rough, insulting and ignorant might be a better way to explain it.

  • Such a "mathematical impossibility" that many coutres, from Germany and France to Cuba, have had those things for decades, with no problems.
    If Joe "Hillary 2.0" Biden gets the Dem nomination, TRUMP WILL WIN. He will make mincemeat of Fumbling Joe in a debate — and all the Dem voters who had dreamed of a sane health care system and affordable college, disappointed, will stay home on election day.

  • Really hope there is a new president for America even though I live in England

  • "Turn away for being too hot.
    Welcome to my life."
    Corden, 2020

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